Sometimes... I'm embarrassed to be a dude.
Hey kiddie winks - Scrubbie here.
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The wife and I were sittin back, havin' a cuppa tea, taking a few moments in front of the tube.
Ya know what it's like on a Sunday afternoon.
Come across one of them thar shows 'bout fellas that fish and hunt and... well, ya know... that kinda stuff.
This episode: ducks.
Fellas in the show have done their huntin and stuff. Headin back for a 'lil drink together to celebrate... or whatever.
They're talkin about drinks.
They're talkin about a specific drink.
Bailey's Irish Cream and Crown Royal.
Guess what they call it?
A Duck Fart.
A DUCK FART.
1. You don't mix Crown with Baileys.
2. Even if you did - why DUCK FART?
Duck Fart. Sheesh.