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Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Snack That Didn't Smile Back

Delicious?

Good morning boys & girls. Your 'ol pal Scrub here.

Scrub loves to share. Learned that from mommy and a really great year in kindergarten.

Check the following little excerpt Scrub just copied and pasted from his morning troll of the daily news:


September 30, 2009
PASADENA, TEXAS — Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was angry with her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.
Pasadena police say it’s a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman’s home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
The Associated Press


Ummmm...... ya.

Someone is riding the koo-koo train ALL the way to the station.

1 comment:

CactusFreek said...

lol thats sad, but really funny!